“If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
” Romantic – When delivering a romantic chat-up line, the cheesier the better!
You walk up to her, stop, and say, “I’m new in town.
Beware, some of these lines are kind of naughty and/or explicit.
When it comes to dating, both online or off, you're only as good as your best opening line.
You can then remove me as a friend, if you care enough to do that.--I'm already annoyed that something so simple would need someone (me) to write formal shit about a grouping of porn pics and videos.
I'm 25, just recently devirginized (If that's a word).
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget the rest of my pickup line.” 48.
“I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.” 51.
“Well, you seem like a potentially fun and interesting girl.
But how do I know you’re not actually a crazy cat lady who stays in all weekend to watch Bravo 24/7?
You point to the dogs and say, “Did you hear those barks?